So I have a friend with an abundance of stock vehicles. A Dodge Caravan for hauling his kids around, a Ford Focus from when he was commuting to work and a Ford F250. In a couple of weeks I am going to be without a car for 3 days while the dub gets bagged. He told me he would let me borrow the Focus during that time. Then we had this conversation.
Him: So I was thinking about the car situation. I ought to make you drive the minivan instead of the Focus. HAHAHA!
Me: DO IT! MAKE me drive that Caravan!
Him: HAHAHA! That would be funny!
Me: Yeah, it would be funny to you until you got the van back with cut springs, scraping everywhere you go. If you leave that van in my possession I will dump that bitch and use your Stow-N-Go seating as an ince chest!
Him: Soooo…you’ll be driving the Focus.
What he doesn’t know is I just bought a ton of teal JDM/Drift/Engine/Etc. stickers to slap on the back glass of the Focus while it’s in my possession.
