Mike Burroughs! Welcome! You’ve just been inducted into my gallery of shitty iPad “art.” It would have been better, but I’m a bit rusty. (No pun intended.)

Mike Burroughs! Welcome! You’ve just been inducted into my gallery of shitty iPad “art.” It would have been better, but I’m a bit rusty. (No pun intended.)

Mike Burroughs when they tell him they are a Pepsi establishment and don’t have Coke.

Mike Burroughs when they tell him they are a Pepsi establishment and don’t have Coke.

Just to clear things up, this man is an impostor. I am the real Mike Burroughs. To prove it, here are some pics of Rusty’s transformation over the years that only the real Mike Burroughs would have.





I hope this settles this once and for all!!

Just to clear things up, this man is an impostor. I am the real Mike Burroughs. To prove it, here are some pics of Rusty’s transformation over the years that only the real Mike Burroughs would have.

I hope this settles this once and for all!!

I edited the Mike Burros pic. This is how I should have originally posted it.

I edited the Mike Burros pic. This is how I should have originally posted it.

Mike Burros.

Mike Burros.